Must Be the Shoe Buckles

My good friend Douglas and I are writing a new book on the little known subject of Pilgrim cliches. Dig deep enough into the archives of American history, you might find a few. Oft-derived from regions of coastal Massachusetts like Plymouth and Barnstable counties circa 1620-1684.

Time hasn't been kind to these colorful quips, idioms, and phrasings. They've morphed into the ho hum cliches we use today.

Here's one Doug found that originated somewhere near Boonville, Mass:
"Ye musket in the conjugal bed dampens ones gunpowder."
Modern translation: Guns and sex don't mix.

I happened to remember another one while speaking with James Whitmore VII, renowned Pilgrim historian. He still drops these lines into conversation, hoping to preserve what little Pilgrim heritage we have left. And, yes, he buckles his shoes.

He claims this one originated in Marstons Mills, Mass:
"You can always dry ye brytches on yonder washline."
Modern translation: There are plenty more fish in the sea.

If you have any thoughts or ideas on this subject, we would certainly welcome them. You will, of course, be credited with your contribution.